Bonjour cher top doctor in autism,

I worked for you in the depression clinic of the Clark under the guidance of your student whom i cannot speak name of now. I was, as you knew right off the bat, completley autistically challenged, and there I was talking a man out of suicide on the phone line, because his drunk driving had killed his girlfriend...You are one fucking egomaniac dude, I wanted to tell him...but remembering your student, I spoke like a total cult nutcase (yea, i could be in my crazy wisdom, charismatic) and stopped him from killing himself that day...he went to an a.a. meeting instead I hope). 

Thank you for the lying kickass reference letter that spoke of me as a balanced individual! It got me a very nice cushy job with another health care mentor, devan nambiar.

Love

Lilou